Everything But The Weed

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Linda Maze, a Wedding photography Gainesville FL in Gainesville Florida

Cats are intriguing creatures. One of the most interesting and humorous tales about funny cats was told by Rudyard Kipling in his Just-So story, ‘The Cat That Walked By Himself’. A cat’s demeanor can change in the blink of an eye. One minute they are purring affectionately on your lap, and the next they stalk off, aloof and cool. Here’s how cats see the world of human beings.

The vet is a place with a horrible smell that humans take you if you are sick. To avoid going to the vet, run outside and hide when you see the cat-carrier. When you are eventually caught, struggle as much as you can so they can’t put you in the carrier.

During the journey to the vet, meow as tragically as possible. Try and get your claws through the carrier bars and give your human a good scratch. On arrival at the vet, force your body into the back of the carrier. Again splay the legs. The vet will have a real problem getting you out.

When you return home, your owners will try and give you medicine. Bolt when you hear the pill bottle rattling. When they try to force your mouth open, wriggle out of their clutches. Somehow they will get the pill in, but you’ve still got a trick up your sleeve – throw up on chair. For an even better result, a Persian rug would be preferable.

One of the best ways to have fun is to wake up a sleeping human. Jump up and purr, head-butt, meow or walk on her or him. If you get no reaction, you will have resort to other measures. Rip down the posters, rattle the blinds or scrape your claws noisily on the bed base. You will succeed in the end.

When guests arrive, quickly work out which one hates cats. Get onto that lap as fast as possible. The guest who likes cats should be treated with disdain and aloofness. Do not succumb no matter how sweetly they call you. If they persist, a sharp nip to the ankle or a quick scratch on a pair of stockings will do the trick. Whenever a guest needs to use the toilet, follow him or her in, and then just sit and stare.

Lastly, if you want to show love to your owners, a gift will be appreciated. Present them with a disemboweled garden snake, a frog or a rodent. Their delight will be evident by their facial expressions. Now you know what funny cats think of human beings!

Lovers of all things cat and humorous, should spend a while enjoying a funny cat video.

On the other hand, if your sense of humor is broader, consider looking at funny videoes of all sorts.