Everything But The Weed

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Linda Maze, a Wedding photography Gainesville FL in Gainesville Florida

I discovered  lovequote.com when web surfing recently and and I was hooked. They have literally thousands of witty, humorous and really funny love quotes on all aspects of love and relationships. And the quotations come from numerous places such as books, movies, poets, songs ,and famous authors. If you have had your share of relationships and had experienced the ups and downs of love and romance, you will find a gem here..

Here are some interesting selections that I really liked:

EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.  (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)

Judy: Let me tell you something, kid. Love means never having to say you’re sorry. Howard: That is the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. (From the movie WHAT’S UP DOC?)

Virginity can be cured.  (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)

Gwen: If you ever need a kidney, you’re welcome to one of mine! Terri: Of course, your kidney would make my other kidney do all the work, but that’s sweet. (From the movie FIRED UP)

A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.  (SANSKRIT PROVERB)

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country! (ELAYNE BOOSLER )

If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )

When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows!  (FREDERICK RYDER )

Jay is helping Sam get back into the dating scene. Sam: What is Tiramisu? Jay: You’ll find out. Sam: Well, what is it? Jay: You’ll see! Sam: Some woman is gonna want me to do it to her and I’m not gonna know what it is! (From the movie SLEEPLESS IN SEATTLE)

If it weren’t for women, Men would still be Wearing last week’s socks (CYNTHINA NELMS )

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy (BOB HOPE )

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle  (GLORIA STEINAM )

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